Chicago Launches Pilot Program to Control Rats

Let’s face it, my state is a national joke. Even worse, my city is a national laughing stock. If I started a blog just detailing the shenanigans in the city, well, I’d have no time to save the world a nautical mile at a time or, for that matter, have a social life.

Also, I’d end up face face down in the Chicago River…but I digress…

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There are some bright spots but this isn’t one of them:

The city renown for its political corruption has launched a 10-week pilot program to help control the city’s rat population — the rodent kind.

To accomplish this, the infamously crooked Chicago streets and sanitation dispatches a rodent baiting crew to locations identified by service requests. The city also analyzes thousands of calls to predict complaints.

Yeah it’s funded through one of the fascist dictator commissar Bloomberg’s charities but still, this is another example of just how clueless the ruling class is in this city and now, through no small amount vote fraud, nationally.

So in that spirit, the funniest comment wins the internet. Have at it!

[Update from XBradTC- Today is Spill’s Birthday. Let the beatings commence!]

3 Comments

Filed under Humor, Idiots Among Us, Politics

3 responses to “Chicago Launches Pilot Program to Control Rats

  1. Bill Brandt

    Heh In reading the headline I was wondering “2-legged or 4?” and the article from the link answered my question.

    BTW happy birthday!

  2. ejesegundo

    Romeo Foxtrot

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