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Solipsistic Hedonism

 

Posted by Lex, on February 10, 2010

 

Masquerading as post-ironic enlightenment.

Feh.

Update: Heading updated for the Pedantic Peckerwood Award contestants.

You know who you are.

 

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Cancel the Reception

Posted by Lex, on February 10, 2010

 

Alternatively titled, “How I learned to stop chauvinising, and hate the niqab“:

An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed…

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes.

His request for an annulment was granted, but his bride got to keep the wedding presents.

So: Win-win!

 

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Fun With Headlines

Posted by lex, on June 24, 2009

The PhilStar has some: Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets *

 

** Link changed 04-02-18 – Ed.

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Deeply Stupid

Posted by lex, on February 13, 2009

 

I have no professional opinion to offer on the suitability of bottlenose dolphins to defend the west coast submarine fleet from terrorist attack. But I do have to say that if this is the quality of thinking that goes into opposing their deployment to Puget Sound, the mammals should be just fine:

Activists at Thursday night’s hearing near Seattle carried large placards saying “Will Knit for Dolphins.”

“It’s just a ridiculous idea. I mean, you know, they’re not cold-water dolphins. And I think a lot of people are opposed to using animals for war,” said Leigh Calvez of Bainbridge Island, Wash., who has been among the most vocal opponents.

Ms. Calvez, who lives in Puget Sound is opposed to the idea of protecting nuclear powered submarines from terrorist attacks in her own back yard. Because that would protect the ecosystem.

Where do these people come from?

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Stay in school

By lex, on November 8, 2008

 

I don’t care how hard it is. I don’t care how much they’re paying down at the Dairy Queen.

 

stay in school

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The BS-1

Posted by Lex, on August 6, 2008

Not content with jet setting around the globe or cooling a 10,000 square foot house in Tennessee, the Goracle has taken some of the folding cash that comes with being a climate change profit prophet and plunked it down on an “environmentally friendly” 100-foot houseboat. PJ media’s Steve Gill has more on the “Bio-Solar One.”

According to (boat designer Bill) Austin, the engines are bio-diesel fueled and Gore can expect to use about two gallons an hour to cruise Center Hill Lake. With a 500 gallon capacity Austin says Gore won’t need a refill for “two or three years” though he admits having “no clue” about where Gore could get bio-diesel at the lake. The Hurricane Marina dock doesn’t sell it.

What is it they say? “It’d be a lot easier believing in the climate change crisis if those folks running around warning about the crisis started acting like they believed in it.”

 

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With respect, I remain doubtful

Posted by lex, on February 7, 2009

It appears perhaps that the IAF are not quite the hard men that many of us took them for:

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