Category Archives: Humor

A Bumper Sticker that should appeal across the spectrum

Saw this today:

“If you elect clowns, expect the circus”

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But what will they do if we colonize Saturn? Eh?

August 9th, 2007 by lex

 

One billion Muslims to turn into suicide bombers if Makkah, Madina are attacked

ISLAMABAD: The treasury and opposition members in National Assembly (NA) Wednesday have made it clear on (sic) US that one billion Muslims will turn into suicide bombers if the holiest places of Makkah and Madina are attacked and warned Vetican City will not remain secure if any such  threat is materialized.

Still, looking at the bright side, if those numbers are true, that still leaves 300 million or so that we can work with.

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Pork chop

June 10th, 2007 by lex

Pork, the other white meat: It’s what for dinner*:

A former Navy lieutenant has been indicted on federal charges of illegally possessing 60 machine guns.

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Finally!

Posted by Lex, on August 11, 2007

 

woot-woot!

Finally

 

That took long enough.*

If at first you don’t succeed…

* 09-11-2018 Link Gone; no replacements found – Ed.

09-11-2018 I saw this in the Wayback Machine and unfortunately the neptunuslex post he linked to….is not there. It was Still Not Banned In China of 06-07-2007. But Lex was happy that he finally succeeded, and I wanted to show that – Ed.  

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A recurring tale

June 24th, 2007 by lex

This morning’s NYT article is only the most recent reminder that some men choose to make history, while others choose to “write the first draft.” A couple of quotes from Michael Ledeen today in The Corner:

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Who’s afraid of what, exactly?

Posted by lex, on August 7, 2006

Over at the Huff-Po, conservablogger Greg Gutfield categorizes the sum of all liberal fears. From his point of view, anyway. A sampling then, before I send you thither:

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Manifest impossibility

Posted by Lex, on November 13, 2006

Also sprach Noseathustra:

Manifest impossibility

 

My God – what’s next?

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