Funny little conversations

Posted by lex, on January 12, 2006


That you can have at 5:45 in the morning with a woman you’ve been married to for 24 years:

Hobbit (stirring): It’s foggy outside.

YHS (muffled): Mrmph?

Hobbit: It’s foggy outside.

YHS(after a pause): Have all the planes been grounded?

Hobbit (not missing a beat): Ain’t the fire inside?

YHS (smiling): Let’s all go stand round it.

Hobbit: Funny, I’ve been there…

YHS: And you’ve been here…

Together: And we ain’t had no time to drink that beer.*

(both fall back to sleep)

* Just in case. Because, there are, you know: Children.


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