By lex, on November 3rd, 2009
Turns out that living in caves is not all that and a bag of chips:
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise – police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.
There’s a reason why civilized people live in houses.