Posted by Lex, on October 10, 2010
Forwarded from an occasional reader in Houston via the email pipe:
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet – Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Has an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – Ruled by nuts.
I am only the messenger.