I thought he was on first –

By Lex

Posted on  July 27, 2006

 

Sun kills 60,000 a year, says WHO

Costello: Who says so?

Abbot: WHO says so.

Costello: That’s what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say WHO wrote the report

Costello: Are you the blogger?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the reader too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don’t know the organization’s name?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who’s wrote the report?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the organization’s name.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The guy who wrote it

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The organization.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: The guy writing…

Abbott: WHO wrote it!

Costello: I’m asking YOU who’s wrote it.

Abbott: That’s the organization’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: That’s who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta source?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who’s the source?

Abbott: That’s right.

Costello: When you pay off the source every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name who is the source.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy that gets…

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: Who gets the money…

Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Whose wife?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Abbott: What’s wrong with that?

Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the organization, how does he sign his name?

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: How does he sign…

Abbott: That’s how he signs it.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes.

 

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