A polite note to the gentleman in the black Lexus traveling south on I-5 at 0705 this morning

By lex

Posted on February 7, 2006

 

Sir,

In the interest of safe and courteous driving, may I offer the following suggestions?

  • Please keep your eyes on the road at all times.
  • Please keep both hands on the wheel.
  • Share the road with motorcyles.
  • Please put your cell phone down – if you must make a call, please use a hands-free device.
  • Before I take that thing out of your hands and place it somewhere uncomfortable you inconsiderate b*******!

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

– Neptunus Lex

 

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