The Genie

By lex, on November 25th, 2009

A Petty Officer Second Class, First Class and a Chief are off the  ship together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an  antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of  smoke. The Genie says, “I usually grant three wishes, but since there are three of you, I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first!” says the Petty Officer Second Class.  “I want to be in  the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not  a care in the world.”  Poof!  He’s gone.

“Me next!” says the First Class.  “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing  on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina  coladas and a beautiful woman.”  Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next, Chief” says the Genie.

The Chief says, “I want those two back on the ship right after lunch.”

 

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