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Not Tonight

It was a dark and stormy night. Nah. It was dark. I remember that distinctly.
We had been at sea for a couple of weeks and flying exercise after exercise. Crews were tired, the pace of operations was taking a toll on man and metal.

Joe and I were in the ready room as the alert tanker crew. There was only one tanker left in an up status, the other three had died of various ailments during the day. We were sitting in an empty ready room, sharing the space with the duty officer. It was late, the movie was over. The denizens of Ready Four had moved on to other habitats, a game of cards, letter writing, maybe a grease burger in the forward mess. Maybe an early rack time, perchance to score a full night’s rest without interruption, a rare event during workups.

Joe was new to the boat, the USS Constellation, new to our A-6 squadron. I had shared with him his first daytime trap not too long ago, and he had yet to be exposed to the nether world of night ops. We briefed the flight as if we were going to launch in the next few minutes. Never can tell when the call will come. Joe already had the daytime experience, albeit just a few day traps. Night ops were a different game, and I tried my utmost to pass on all the knowledge needed to fly and survive on the dark side.

The call to man up came just about the same time I was running out of pertinent items. Grab the helmets, kneeboards, and nav bags, head for the flight deck, might be time to launch.

Our KA-6D was spotted just forward of the island on the starboard side. Rather than being right on the flight deck edge with the tail jutting out over the ocean, the plane was tied down inboard somewhat, with the nose pointed right at the landing area. We preflighted the bird with our red lensed flashlights. No white lights on deck. Night vision is precious.

We preflighted the ejection seats and strapped in. The maintenance chief appeared at the top of the boarding ladder and passed on to me what the gouge was. There was only one airplane left to recover from the last launch of the day, an F-14, and he boltered on the first pass. No other tankers, we are to be insurance if the lad continues to have problems.

No sweat. One bolter doesn’t tell the story, odds are we won’t even start up. We close the canopy and look around us, our eyes adjusting more and more to the night world.

The blackness was…black. Can’t describe it any other way. An overcast sky took away the stars. Joe and I could see the landing area ahead of us in the dim red light and not much more. There were Intruders on either side of us, the ones closest showing vague details of the big nose and trademark refueling probe, the ones farther away sharing less and less conformity with our aircraft, morphing into yellow grey blobs toward the bow and stern.

To our left we heard and then saw an F-14 in the last seconds of his landing pass. The big turkey looked good for a three wire. A cinch, I thought.

Then the big jet appeared to stop his descent and went long over the wires, missing the 3 and 4 wire, dragging his hook in a rooster tail of sparks down the centerline of the landing area and then off the deck and into the blackness again. Bummer. Too much power in close, this guy’s adrenaline is pumping.

I shared my observation with Joe. He didn’t have much to say in response. This was his first time on the carrier deck in the dark.

A few minutes later the F-14 emerges out of the darkness on our left again. Good pass, I think, and then the mysterious too much power over the wires happens again. This time the turkey’s main mounts and hook barely touch down near the end of the landing area. Again the F-14 rotates and disappears into the dark of the night.

What the hey? That was a bit worse than the first pass we saw. What’s going on with this guy?

Joe and I discuss what we had just seen. While we are talking I pick up the lights of the SAR (search and rescue) helo aft of the ship beyond the LSO platform. The helo is doing odd things, going up and then down, up and then down. Weird. Must be bored and doing some sort of drill. I point this out to Joe and he looks at the same lights going up and down.

Then Joe asks me, “Isn’t the helo stationed on the starboard side of the ship? Behind us?”

Holy crap. Joe is correct, I’m not thinking. The lights I am looking at belong to the plane guard destroyer aft of the ship! Why is he going up and down like that?

Then the neurons in my brain pan kick in and make connections. A glance at the VDI, the main attitude indicator on the instrument panel in front of me, confirms what I had not picked up on. The Connie was moving. Up and down. As I watched the attitude indicator we went left wing down, then left wing up, then left wing down again. Crap, a pitching deck. I point to the VDI and let Joe in on my sudden revelation. As we go left wing down the plane guard’s lights climb up in the blackness, then back down as the Connie’s bow goes below the horizon.

We watch the VDI. The F-14 returns for another pass at the deck. Joe and I scan the F-14 and the VDI at the same time. The F-14 is just about to touch down and the VDI display shows us in an increasing right bank. The deck falls away from the F-14 as the bow of the Connie plunges, the tail hook passes over the 3 and 4 wires with room to spare. There is another brief shower of sparks from his tail hook as he barely touches the end of the landing area and then the Tomcat flies away into the night.

The plane captain’s wands light up, one of the yellow cones point at my left engine, the other cone points upward and the plane captain makes the light twirl with his wrist. Time to start engines and get ready to go. We light off both engines and make sure all systems are online. We wait for the light signals to undo the tiedown chains and taxi to the cat. It’s showtime for us. I tell Joe it looks like we are going to have to launch into the night and be in position to pass fuel to the Tomcat, he can’t have much left.

We are ready. The plane captain’s wands are crossed above his head, stay put with the brakes on is the signal.

Joe comes up on the ICS. “Bob,” says Joe. “If we are the only tanker left, who will give us fuel when we can’t get aboard?”

Ya know, Joe was smart. Perceptive. Thinking ahead. He voiced what I hadn’t even thought about. Now I was a confident fellow, sure of my abilities, but a pitching deck adds so much to the pudding of uncertainty.

Joe had a point. I thought for a second or two, not quite so sure of myself in light of (or in dark of!) what I had just seen and what Joe had said.

There was an answer. “Joe,” I said. “This is where we pray for the guy in the F-14. Pray that he arrives when the deck isn’t on the way up or down and that he grabs a wire on the next pass.”

What I didn’t say was pray that we don’t have to cat off the pointy end of this boat into nothingness to help someone and then hang around until he gets aboard. Then try to outsmart the pitching deck ourselves.

Don’t know that Joe prayed or not, we were silent for a while. I mentally had a short and sincere one way talk with the One In Charge Of Things.

The F-14 appeared above the stern again, a ghostly image in the dim red lights of the deck. I looked at the VDI, we were wings level.

The turkey hit the deck and came to a stop just in front of us, his engines howling against the stopping force of the arresting wire caught in his tail hook.

The plane captain dragged one of his wands across his throat. The shutdown signal. I pulled back the throttles past the idle detent and around to the shut off position.

We weren’t going to have to answer Joe’s question tonight.

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The Switch Part 2, or Keep Right

Joe and I headed out from North Island in our KA-6D (the one with the living room switch to control the tail hook) to catch up with the Connie, she was steaming west under the typical low cloud cover found in the Socal ops area every morning. It didn’t take long to pick up the azimuth and dme on the tacan and zero in on the ship. Joe checked in with Warchief, filled in all the blanks for those on the carrier who needed to know ‘zackly who we were and what our intentions were, and we switched over to approach.
This is where it got interesting. The shipboard controller we contacted said he’d be glad to give us a precision approach (CCA) to the Connie, basically a talk down (the needles were out of service), but he mentioned that his radar had undergone maintenance in port and wasn’t calibrated yet. Question marks flew around in my brain pan, non-calibrated radar wasn’t in my database. Had to ask, what does that mean to us? The answer was that we might not be precisely on course as he brings us down through the clag to land.
Not precisely on course? This didn’t resonate much with me as being a big problem. If there were mountains around and cumulo-granite clouds to reckon with my worry factor might have been higher, but what the hey, how far off can it be? It’s daytime, no storms, no rain. Let’s press on.
Can you pick up on the vibes here? A jury rigged tail hook switch, a brand new never-been-to-the-boat B/N in the right seat, and now a shipboard radar that may or may not be capable of accurate guidance.
The wisdom of many years of aviation since then give me pause as I write this. Grampaw Pettibone surely would be asking, “What was this lad thinking?” My present self says “Not much” and my past self had no thought other than OK, we’ll deal with things as they come, forward with enthusiasm. Joe’s first look at the back end of the boat would be fun for both of us, right? Right! Onward!
Onward it was, through the clouds, into the descent, drop the gear, flaps, and the all important tail hook, start the approach. The approach indexers on the glare shield are not flashing, which confirms that the hook is down and the living room switch on Joe’s side is working.

The approach was sterling. Got all the “on glide path, on course” callouts over and over again, with minor deviations here and there. I was impressing myself so much with my airmanship…
Joe and I get to the point where we are just about breaking out of the overcast, there is ocean below on both sides of the jet, Joe tells me there is another ship out here, he can see the wake off to the right, and the controller gives us the call I’d heard so many times before: “three quarter mile, call the ball.”
Which is where I look up and see the ship, pick up the meatball, call paddles and continue on to trap aboard the big grey boat.

Didn’t happen that way, though.
I look up, we pop out of the overcast, and I look ahead at nothing but the deep blue sea! What the…!
Joe comes up on the ICS and says there is a carrier over here and I look to the right to see the Connie, we are maybe a quarter to half a mile left abeam the ship. Well sonovagun, that’s what the radar guy meant about “not precisely on course.” Joe’s first look at the back end of the boat didn’t ‘zackly turn out the way I intended. Nice look at the side, though.
No chance to save this approach, it’s a go around, add the power and suck the gear up to get back in the pattern, go downwind, and try again.
Wonder what Joe’s thinking over there? Wonder what the LSO thinks of my aviation skills? Bet he’s never seen a jet at the 180 going the wrong way…
Back with the controller again, now I’m getting proactive and asking questions. Can you adjust the radar? We were waaaay left of the boat when we broke out of the clouds.
Nope, can’t just change the settings, how about another approach? Hmmm, OK, let’s try again. I tell Joe my game plan, we will fly the approach to the right and see what happens.
That’s what we did, at about 2 miles from the Connie I made a turn to the right and held it for a handful of potatoes while the controller gave me the “Going slightly right of course, going right of course, going well right of course” litany. Rolled back on to the ship’s heading when I couldn’t stand it anymore and kept going with the “well right of course” callout coming over and over.
Got to the “three quarter mile…” call and we popped out of the clag with the Connie darn near dead ahead! Woo hoo, this is too good!
Joe is struck silent at this point, I make the ball call, on glideslope and correcting to centerline.
“Roger Ball”, comes the welcome response, followed by “Wave it off, foul deck.”
Fill in the language here for me. You can match my words but not exceed them, I’m sure. #$%^$ and @#*& apply. Full power, back into the overcast, downwind again. Joe talks to the controller. Now I’m silent.
Again the approach, again the right turn at 2 miles, again we hold well right of course all the way down.
Pop out of the clouds right where we should be. Good start, call the ball, deck is clear. “Roger Ball.”
Fly the ball all the way, keep it in the center, watch the line up, paddles has nothing to say. Bam, hit the deck, full power, wait for the deceleration, and…we accelerate down the deck and take off again as paddles tells me what I already know: “Bolter bolter bolter.”
Well, poop. The hook skipped over the 3 and 4 wires. You may match my words once again but surely cannot exceed them. Only one bolter, the LSO doesn’t need to repeat himself, I mutter.
Wonder what Joe’s thinking over there?
Again the trek downwind, again the approach, again the right turn at 2 miles, again we hold well right of course all the way down.
Pop out of the clouds right where we should be. Good start, call the ball, deck is clear. “Roger Ball.”
This time we hit the deck and are slammed against our restraints. Huzzah!

Joe has his first trap.

The wire pulls us back, the taxi director in front gives the hook up signal, I flip the living room switch to the off position and push the hook retract button. It all works. Joe folds the wings.
The deck is alive with moving planes and people, we are directed to a tie down spot in front of the bridge and shut down. Joe waits at the base of his boarding ladder for me to come get him. I guide him through the jet blasts and whirling props to a ladder that takes us below the flight deck.
Once below, we stop and take our helmets off. Joe is a sweaty mess, and so am I. He looks at me with a big grin and says, “That was amazing! Is it always like that?”
Once in a lifetime you are handed a straight line.  Joe just gave me mine.
“No, Joe,” I said. “Sometimes it gets exciting.”

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“This is going to be bad.”

F-14-Tomcat-64

The carrier aviation world is full of shortened names and numbers. Lex has taught us that an F-18 Hornet might be referred to as a Bug. An E-2 Hawkeye is always a Hummer, an A-7 Corsair was a SLUF, the venerable S2F, when it was around, was a Stoof. The USS Constellation was the Connie, the USS Saratoga was simply the Sara. The aircraft tail number 111 was Triple Sticks, tail number 500 was Double Nuts, and so forth. The Air Force did the same. A B-52 Stratofortress is just a BUFF, the F-105 Thunderchief was a Thud, and the A-7D was, well, still a SLUF. I even remember the Connie (CV-64), when tied up at the pier, being referred to as “Building 64″, just another structure at North Island.
There was an F-14 on the Connie back when I was there, the tail number was 111, and I have a vivid memory of that particular Triple Sticks.
We were launching off the waist cats to start the day. Ask the typical landlubber where aircraft launch off an aircraft carrier and most all of them will tell you that the aircraft launch off the front end, the bow.
Not so fast, landlubber. The Connie, like all modern carriers, had 4 catapults, 2 on the front end that most people are familiar with, and 2 more waist cats on the port side. I guess the name “waist cat” comes from the fact that the catapults are just about where the waist of the ship would be if you were looking at it from above. Launching from the waist cats is not unusual, particularly on the first launch of the day when there are no aircraft to recover and the landing area is not needed. When you launch off the waist cat you become airborne at the same place you would be going off the end of the landing area if you boltered.
Triple Sticks was in front of us on the #4 cat, the one farthest port of all the cats. (Nautical lesson here: the only way I finally figured out port and starboard and which was left and which was right was that port and left have the same number of letters and are the same.  Starboard is the other way.)
Our A-6 was ready to go, we were the second plane to launch that morning, Triple Sticks was fully configured. The JBD came up in front of us, and my bombardier and I watched as the pilot of the big F-14 got the runup signal and advanced the throttles. Things looked good, and Triple Sticks pushed the power up more. Both afterburners lit.
We had the best seat in the house.  The roar is intense and you can feel it even with the jet blast deflector between you and the wicked exhaust.
The cat officer checked everywhere, got a thumbs up from all the observers around the fighter, dropped to one knee and touched the deck with his extended arm, the launch signal. Buttons were pushed on the deck edge and with a sudden jerk the double tailed fighter accelerated down the deck and the JBD began to drop back into the deck to make room for our launch.
But all was not well with Triple Sticks. About halfway down the cat stroke the bright flame from the afterburner on the starboard engine disappeared.

Burner blowout.

Yikes.

As I learned later, the considerable distance between the two engines on the F-14 combined with a huge difference in power when one engine is in afterburner and the other is not makes for an instant control problem. In this case, with the right engine putting out far less power than the left engine, the airplane wants to and will go to the right. Dramatically so.
Which is what happened the moment Triple Sticks left the deck.
From our perspective the view went from a tail on aspect of an F-14 to a side view. Time stopped. The plane seemed to be suspended for an unbelievable length of time over the end of the cat. Pointed at the bow.
A bow absolutely packed with parked aircraft, 2 squadrons of A-7′s and a squadron of A-6′s.
I do remember thinking the F-14 was going to stall and tumble into the pack.
Self says to me: “This is going to be bad. Really bad.”
Then, in rapid fire succession, things happened. I saw spoilers pop up on the left wing, both rudders went left, and the the bright flame on the left engine went out.
The pilot had reduced power on the left engine to equalize the thrust.
Triple Sticks’ nose swung back to the left, we again saw both exhausts, and then bam bam, both afterburners relit and stayed relit.
The F-14 accelerated ahead, the landing gear came up, and the jet started a climb.
I started to breathe again, and my B/N and I both had the same two words to describe what we had just seen, something to do with things that are blessed and things that are brown and smell.  We both commented about how insanely cool the F-14 driver had to be to pull off what we had just seen.
The cat crew turned to face us and we were given the hand signals to taxi forward and get ready to launch. Things went back to normal that quickly. Somewhere ahead of the ship Triple Sticks was fast becoming a small dot against the clouds, accelerating up and away.
The Air Boss couldn’t stand it any more. He had to ask, breaking radio silence.
“Triple Sticks, are you OK?”
The response got us all laughing.
“I am now!” came the voice over the radio.
The voice was not the calm, cool, nerves of steel and cojones of brass voice we expected. It sounded a lot like the owner of the voice had been breathing helium and had transformed into Tweety Bird.
Adrenalin overdose can do that for you.
We were still chuckling about what we had seen and then heard when the cat fired and we were on our way as well.

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The Thanksgiving That Wasn’t

Today, on this, one of the most unique holidays in the United States, (along with the Day of Independence) I’m enjoying family companionship and basking in the sun very close to Lex’s (and mine own) old haunts in Sandy Eggo.  But I reflect, with a somewhat rueful smile, on a time, long, long ago, on a sea far, far away…

Now as I remember it, and since this is my sea story, I get to remember it this way:  We scallywags were embarked, as it were, on the Mighty Big John, basking in the dubious position of being both the unwanted and unpopular, both by the Air Wing and the ship itself.   Given our shadowy mission, it wasn’t too surprising that we couldn’t really explain why we were there to other than a few.  Since only a few outside of the Flag Staff were “read in,” we were seen as, at best, an inconvenience and more often as an outright annoyance.  Time is distance, and to reach out as far as we could with our abilities, we needed to launch early in the event cycle.  But Big John’s CO didn’t want to tax his fossil-burning plant by getting up speed early in the launch cycle to help lift the mighty Skywarrior off the pointy end of his war vessel, and so consequently, we launched last, sometimes 40 minutes into a big launch.  Gee, thanks for that.  You just cost us a few hundred miles in our radius of action.

The Whale, undeniably, was big.  How big, you ask?  Uh, how’d you think we got our nickname? So we were deeply unpopular with the Handler.  And just about everyone else in the Air Department.  We clogged the deck, in their view, and took up precious real estate.  Something, I might add, that every other carrier had dealt with since the late 1950′s, but on this cruise, for whatever reason, we had become a “problem child.” (Of course, pointing out that if they launched us first, instead of last, maybe they’d have room wasn’t well received)

Screwing With The Deck Multiple (Not The Guilty Party Referred To)

Now, before going further, I just want to add that as itinerant gypsies, we were hosted by a squadron in each Air Wing. Some were more gracious than others. Many times, due to our historical aircrew career cross-pollination and airframe history, we joined up with our VAQ brethren, leading to a lot of mutual cooperation and learning. Sometimes, not so much. On this cruise, we started off with our VAQ mates and five days after their very early cruise Change of Command, we found ourselves abruptly welcomed into the Ready Room of VA-34, the well-known Blue Blasters. It was a move we all found to be much to our mutual enjoyment.

So, it came to pass, as the cruise wore on, the Op tempo waxed and waned.  As we came closer to Thanksgiving, we began to look forward to break in the daily routine.  For when at sea and in the Air Wing (and ship’s company, too, I might add) you only have two days: Sunday and Not Sunday. Sunday is usually marked by some improved fare in the chow line up in the non-formal Wardroom, known then and now as the “Dirty Shirt Wardroom,” where flight suits and wash working khakis of folks like the Shooter and gang could eat without needed to make themselves pretty. Every other day, where the food was pretty much the same, was obviously “Not Sunday.”  But Thanksgiving was different. That day was a feast, and unless Directed By Higher Authority, we would fly minimally, if at all possible and other ship’s work would also be put aside wherever possible.  Visions of turkeys and sweet potatoes began to dance in our near-adolescent heads.

Calendars were marked and days counted.  Until, about three days prior, came The Word. The Powers That Be had decided our forward edge of American Sea Power was needed to flex its muscle elsewhere and Thursday would be a Fly Day.  But, in his address to all the ship’s crew over the 1MC, the ship’s CO told us that this was but a temporary inconvenience and that the New Thanksgiving would be the following Saturday, a mere 48 hours later.  While not subject to huzzahs, it at least gave us the prospect of two-count’em-two consecutive Sundays as it were.  Feasts to be enjoyed, albeit in the confines of the large, grey steel apartment house with the airport conveniently located on the roof.

And so we worked that Thanksgiving Day.  I could go into my logbooks and tell you how many hours and hops I logged that day, but shan’t. It was all good and done in the name of defending America from the insidious Communist Menace. We flew the next day, too.  We knew what lay ahead come Saturday.  Until, that is, just as we went off the pointy end on the last of our scheduled sorties on the Friday, going out to do our Spooky thing in the nooks and crannies of the Theatre, I heard from the front office those words that every aircrew just really loves to hear: “Uh, oh.”

This was not a good phrase.  At all. It never portends good things. Such was the case.  Our airplane, the finest of late-1940′s design that rolled off the Douglas Aircraft line about 16-17 years before, had A Problem.  A Problem such that no matter how much we may have wanted turkey (and I might add, all our gear in our staterooms and berthing spaces) on Saturday, the best thing to probably do was to head west and into Home Plate in the southwest corner of the Iberian Peninsula. To where the parts were.  Where we had squadron maintenance, and lots of maintainers.  And home. But we really wanted that turkey dinner. A lot.  But, given our great popularity on The Boat, the moment we announced that we had a slight problem and needed to talk to the lad designated to not fly this hop and remain on board as the “Squadron rep,” the immediate reply was “your signal Bingo, divert authorized. Notify us by message on your safe arrival, out.” OK, we can take hint.

So it was that we returned home that Friday night.  Several of us repaired to the very quiet Club, there to meet up with a few very surprised friends who greeted us gamely.  Who then proceeded to regale us with the delightful Thanksgiving feast we had all missed the day before.

Thus it was, Dear Readers, that those who remained at sea the next day feasted and stuffed themselves in Holiday Routine.  Your Humble and Obedient Servant, along with his fellow fliers, did not.  We were betwixt and between, and thus we resorted to other, more creative measures to alter our bemused status.  When we returned a couple of days later, on a Monday, to The Boat, we were forced to hear of The Feast We Missed.  To which we replied, “Yes, but you missed a great deal of ice, cold beer.” And smiled. :)

Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.

 

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The Daily Lex – October 29th

Charlie

Originally published October 29th, 2006.

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NAVAIR scenes from “The Final Countdown.”

Most of you know about the Final Countdown. Some classic NAVAIR here complete with the good ol high viz paint schemes :)

All kinds of NAVAIR goodness here. RF-8 photo ‘sader on a Nimitz boat?! Who knew!?

I may need some alone time :)

Part 1:

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Part 3:

Part 4:

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First CQ

Originally published October 18, 2004.

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Going fast, stopping in a hurry

Originally published October 13, 2003.

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The Hive

Originally published October 12th, 2003.

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by | October 12, 2012 · 3:20 am

A Ship that is Tired

Originally published on September 28th, 2010.

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by | September 28, 2012 · 3:34 am